Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen

00:00:04 All aboard!

00:03:14 Hey, buddy.

00:05:11 to having every day off.

00:08:04 But don't you ever, ever call a Jewish guy

00:11:00 Yes, sir.

00:13:30 and he still sued the network.

00:16:33 nasty parasite on your penis

00:19:34 All right.

00:23:06 he keeps his credit card under his balls to save time.

00:26:00 Ah, but there's no denying the fact that Mike Tyson

00:28:51 I found inspiration

00:31:17 But, Charlie, let me remind you...

00:34:09 And Kate Walsh...

00:37:11 Mr. Charlie Sheen.

00:40:51 There's nothing you won't shove up there.

00:43:57 Hey, hey, hey, Mike

00:46:28 Charlie Sheen is still alive.

00:48:57 And, uh...

00:52:08 Now, Charlie, see, you take it from the master.

00:54:42 this [bleep] gonna learn in this [bleep] funky town.

00:57:31 but who really ever saw it?

01:00:23 Wow [bleep] Wow.

01:03:32 - you were fantastic tonight. - Oh, shit.

01:06:33 I did porn stars. I did drugs.