Colour Me Kubrick

00:00:57 These houses all look the same to me.

00:04:15 Are they?

00:07:19 And designing his wardrobe is what I want you to do.

00:12:11 How can you not have heard of him? He"s a famous movie director!

00:16:06 Here I am! Over here

00:19:00 If we haven"t got phenomena potential, then I don"t know who has.

00:22:08 and then gravitate toward some small speaking roles.

00:25:41 L"ve got a rather juicy part in it. So it"ll be good-bye soaps for "moi".

00:28:57 Show me the way to the "salle privé"!

00:32:03 which is why I was recently in the States...

00:34:39 he says he was very happy with those papers.

00:37:40 - Drama critic? - Yes.

00:40:26 Fuck me!

00:43:16 I can"t go to court. It will be in the papers, and everyone will know.

00:45:48 I used my savings to come over here.

00:50:05 No, you see, because Alan Conway is merely my "nom de travel".

00:53:50 But, you know, they were as welcome as a radioactive dog turd!

00:56:57 I seem to have run out of vodka.

01:02:01 I get your point, Norman. Here"s my thinking at the present.

01:05:02 Gold lame.

01:08:28 Well, let"s hope it was "Celebrity Monthly", featuring me.

01:12:34 Mr. Conway, I have got independent corroboration.

01:15:38 L"m Stanley Kubrick. L"m Stanley Kubrick.

01:18:33 Yes, the International Journal of Psychiatric Studies...