College

00:00:35 I'm just a penny on the train track

00:04:25 I've got a scholarship interview in a day, Carter.

00:07:11 No! Dude, have you been listening to me? She dumped me!

00:09:30 Wait, you're joking, right?

00:12:24 I'm Kevin, Kevin Brewer, prospective freshman.

00:15:37 What? You can't read Greek?

00:18:38 We're gonna give you the 411 on all the great parties this weekend.

00:22:10 We weren't trying to be like assholes or anything.

00:26:12 Don't you know I'll treat you right

00:29:13 I haven't heard a line like that since, like, high school. Later.

00:33:46 Wait a second. Why aren't they on top of the bed?

00:38:35 You know, he should've been here by now. This is his campus tour.

00:42:37 Because of me?

00:46:33 That's really funny. 'Cause I've been cleaning all day

00:50:04 Why not that?

00:53:56 Babies?

00:57:23 Hey, Kendall! Kendall, hey!

01:00:43 - Oh, my word, that was fun. - That's not dancing.

01:05:03 Shit! Run!

01:08:01 Through the door that holds you

01:12:40 about everything.

01:19:18 Fucking shit!

01:24:28 I don't think so.

01:29:25 Subtitles by LeapinLar