College

00:00:10 Buster Keaton in College

00:01:22 High School Graduation Day, where the next step is either go to college or go to work.

00:02:20 Mary Haynes - winner of every popularity contest -

00:03:11 "I didn't think you would call for me in the rain. I'm sorry you are all wet."

00:06:25 "- and your scholastic record richly merits this honor medal."

00:07:14 - rather than study shows only ignorance."

00:10:22 "Your speech was ridiculous. Anyone prefers -

00:11:10 "I'm afraid we can't afford it, dear."

00:12:01 BOY WANTED

00:13:54 DON'T SMOKE

00:14:39 How to Sprint

00:15:24 "You boys will do well to follow the example of this young scholar."

00:27:37 WANTED Colored Waiter

00:36:22 "Don't get too interested in that campus clown. -

00:42:36 A call to the Dean's office meant only one thing -

00:43:36 "I understand, my boy. The same thing happened to me, -

00:44:24 "His size and weight are perfect and he has brains."

00:46:03 - Little Lord Fauntleroy is your new coxswain."

00:47:46 "Don't worry - you're coxswain. Give him this and -

00:49:13 - and thought I would like to take you with me."

00:50:12 - will be a thing of the past at Clayton!"

00:51:39 "Go on, they are waiting for you. They've just been kidding me."

00:54:47 "Go get a boat with a strong bottom."

01:03:55 "Yes - it means we are going to be married."