College

00:00:10 Buster Keaton in College

00:01:37 A few drops of rain couldn't dampen a mother's -

00:02:34 89 CENTS

00:05:30 "I know you are going to be as popular at Clayton College as you were here."

00:07:10 "The student who wastes his time on athletics -

00:08:47 "Where would I be without my books?"

00:11:10 "I'm afraid we can't afford it, dear."

00:12:14 "I need another clerk as good as he is."

00:13:56 DON'T SPIT

00:15:04 "A boy like you can make this athlete-infested college -

00:19:35 "You play third base for the second team."

00:36:14 "I admire his spirit. At least, he's trying."

00:42:36 A call to the Dean's office meant only one thing -

00:43:36 "I understand, my boy. The same thing happened to me, -

00:44:38 "My request is final."

00:46:27 "- unless something happens to the poor boy."

00:48:57 "Please leave! If you were seen in my room it would mean expulsion for me!"

00:50:08 "Boys, we've got to win! If we don't, rowing -

00:51:12 THE BULLET

00:54:47 "Go get a boat with a strong bottom."

01:03:55 "Yes - it means we are going to be married."