Coffin Joe: The Strange World of José Mojica Marins

00:00:03 Don't worry, Princess! We're coming!

00:03:01 I think I was better off before you two rescued me.

00:04:57 Hercules possessed a strength the world had never seen

00:06:25 Look, I don't know who you are or what you're doing

00:08:10 Hey, knuckleheads. Want to hear a good one? [ Laughing ]

00:09:38 I'm not who you think I am.

00:10:49 Really? Mmm. Look! Need I say more?

00:12:08 But doesn't that mean Aphrodite's married already?

00:13:22 Unbelievable. I've come to ask...

00:14:36 Imagine, a bastard like me reigning supreme as king of the gods.

00:16:42 Oh, I almost forgot.

00:18:02 What did you expect? I am the God of Love.

00:19:38 Weird.

00:21:00 but, uh, the prospect of Zeus dying...

00:22:57 You... are supposed to amuse me.

00:24:26 Oh, boy. Tough crowd. Tough crowd.

00:26:20 Yeah, get him and rip his face off.

00:27:42 I mean, you're talking about killing a man in cold blood.

00:29:10 Ares, you fake! You're a coward!

00:30:24 I've got to kill my best friend...

00:32:29 Well, is it?

00:34:16 I didn't think you had it in you, old friend.

00:37:36 Well, a girl's nothing without her baubles.

00:40:31 if I can be a hero when I get back!