Cockneys vs Zombies

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00:06:05 Yeah, you say that 'cause you're a jammy git.

00:08:24 Davvers! Greg! Where are you, you pair of tits?

00:11:13 Every time. Every fucking time.

00:13:48 Yeah, I wouldn't worry.

00:16:55 Expert? What sort of an expert gets caught?

00:20:05 No chance. I ain't leaving you two alone with these divs.

00:23:04 Yep.

00:26:11 Just back off and let me think for a second!

00:30:10 - She's dead! - Fucking get rid of her then!

00:34:21 Oi! You little shit.

00:36:45 - Some girls. - No!

00:39:22 Yeah, I'll promise, really. But, uh... it won't come to that.

00:41:49 You are telling them too much about us.

00:45:33 Fuck!

00:50:29 Hang on, I can get loose.

00:53:18 No, no, don't be daft. You're good as gold, mate. Good as gold. Good as gold.

00:57:16 Yeah, this time, eh?

01:01:08 Leprechauns! What do you think?

01:04:48 Well, for fuck's sake! Excuse me for obeying highway code!

01:08:23 Laurel and fucking Hardy here's come to rescue us.

01:13:20 Go! Go! Go! Get in the bus! Get in the bus!

01:17:08 Come on, Hamish, sprint! Stay!... Down!

05:04:03 - All right... All right! All right!