Club Paradise

00:01:09 How come the dog gets to sit in there while we're freezing our ass off out here?

00:07:54 Oh, the formerly honorable Anthony Croyden Hayes. Y our Excellency.

00:11:06 - Ellis, originally. - So what do you do around here?

00:14:01 I'm afraid it will take more than a miracle. Listen to me, Ernest.

00:17:31 - So this is my room. - Very nice.

00:21:50 - How much farther is it? - I don't know.

00:26:05 - They're nice. They look nice. - Nice?

00:28:49 So I think I should change it and put down, instead of "private," "secluded."

00:31:43 They said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs. But I stood up for you.

00:35:40 Y ou can't cut your hair.

00:39:03 Y ou've come to the right place, 'cause you got the pearls, we got the swine.

00:41:51 - Stoned out of our gourds. Okay? - Catch you in a while?

00:45:12 - Y ou got it? - Y es, man.

00:48:55 Oh, that's a nice buzz.

00:52:31 What's going on? What did you do last night?

00:55:12 If you get caught, I don't know you, okay? Be cool.

00:59:06 No, there are no snakes. They introduced the mongoose here...

01:02:05 We lost one of them sailboards.

01:05:03 Thank you.

01:08:42 I can't find my friend Barry anywhere. I don't know where the hell he is.

01:12:48 "Just cool, Jack."

01:15:52 I'm alive!

01:18:51 then tomorrow another one, and another one...

01:23:49 Onward, troops!