Clerks III

00:01:01 ♪ When I was a young boy

00:07:03 where they all wear sneakers to bed

00:10:58 What the fuck are butt thieves?

00:14:16 She's gonna thread a camera through his femoral artery

00:18:17 from when you were a kid,

00:22:17 That's the best news I heard all day.

00:26:34 where I sat around and watched movies all day, too.

00:29:44 We got to go talk to the Warner brothers.

00:33:48 "A hideous fuckin' chud of a man." What the fuck?

00:37:02 but it would be way more if we were in Canada.

00:41:07 But you don't know how lucky you have it.

00:45:41 maybe doing the whole movie with marionettes.

00:49:22 All the shit in there is all the stuff

00:53:21 You are a rrr-rude motherfucker!

00:57:00 Good. I hope he dropped dead.

01:02:45 in the world, dude,

01:06:37 Hey, fuck-o. What'd you say to my father?

01:10:55 Elias: Mr. Dante asked them

01:14:37 I had a heart attack and almost...

01:18:47 I might as well go work on my movie.

01:23:45 with that stupid shit I said at the store.

01:30:41 Oh, fuck.

01:35:35 ♪ they will surprise you

01:39:57 Jay: Yeah!