Clerks II

00:00:01 (quiet, noble melody playing)

00:07:11 Hold on.

00:10:24 about Helen Keller.

00:14:11 You became persona non-nookie to me

00:18:01 I mean, I don't know

00:21:10 I know you've given a blow job, right?

00:25:30 I could get a chick if I wanted.

00:29:00 That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell

00:32:24 she'll make all your decisions for you.

00:36:52 Only one of Kinky Kelly sucking off Optimus Prime.

00:40:23 You got to start trusting me more.

00:44:25 Don't insult the guy.

00:48:58 the world kind of left us behind a long time ago.

00:51:55 Baby, stop hitting on me!

00:54:45 It's cool. I'm taking it back.

00:59:04 # Like "l" before "E" except after "C" #

01:02:43 She got pregnant off the toilet seat

01:05:56 Nah.

01:11:12 # How could it be? #

01:15:33 (moans)

01:19:41 Because we were just killing time with those classes.

01:23:38 and even Anne fuckin' Frank could see she's nuts about him.

01:28:47 # How low #

01:37:23 (whistling)