Clerks II

00:00:01 (quiet, noble melody playing)

00:07:06 Holy shit.

00:10:12 It's not like he's Anne Frank or something.

00:13:55 I was actually gonna ask you two to knock it off

00:17:24 in your house 'cause you're all Christian and shit.

00:20:44 Are you serious?

00:24:33 As soon as my uncle's on his feet again

00:28:14 The Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement that

00:31:29 there's someone out there better for me than Emma.

00:35:44 What?

00:39:02 But if you've seen pics of one chick sucking off a donkey

00:43:05 for, what, like, ten years?

00:47:07 # Won't defeat me #

00:50:40 that I went to school with?

00:53:16 and stare at my neighbors.

00:56:44 Besides, dancing at the reception's

01:00:19 # A, B, C, it's easy #

01:03:37 because if you fuck me over this time

01:08:01 # The speed of sound #

01:12:21 # Ooh, it's only you I adore #

01:16:53 (moans)

01:20:23 Well, I'm tired of that, Randal.

01:24:12 and tell me how you'd solve all your problems, asshole.

01:29:30 - # And you love my dark # - # And you're still here #