Clerks

00:00:35 [Telephone ringing]

00:06:21 It's cheaper than cigarettes, and it certainly beats this.

00:10:34 You oughta be ashamed of yourselves. A bunch of easily led automatons.

00:13:57 You only slept with three people?

00:17:27 - You sucked enough dick! - I went down on a few guys.

00:22:00 Let the past be the past. Forget Caitlin. You been with Veronica how long?

00:25:26 I was just wondering if the article was a misprint.

00:29:32 Compliments of Lando Calrissian.

00:33:11 And I hope it feels good.

00:37:06 - You can see her kidneys. - Why do you do things like that?

00:40:56 And he's in Vermont? I'm not even supposed to be here today!

00:45:10 - In a second!

00:49:34 - Bitch, bitch. Want something to drink? - Yeah, a Gatorade.

00:53:34 # Leaders and followers Leaders and followers #

00:57:03 Agreed?

01:00:03 or tobacco-related products, to persons under the age of 18

01:03:46 Then my mother told the paper we were engaged.

01:06:47 - What about Sing? - Sang!

01:10:26 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Asian Design Major herself, Caitlin Bree.

01:13:35 My legs are still shaking.

01:17:12 [Randal] That's all bullshit. Know what the real problem is?

01:20:36 He saw that Caitlin chick. I know I felt like beatin' it when I saw her.

01:23:52 I'm glad Randal had the balls to tell me since you couldn't.

01:27:47 - Need a ride home? - No, I got one. Just pulled up.