Clerks

00:00:35 [Telephone ringing]

00:06:28 Keep it.

00:11:01 I have enough indignities in my life and people start throwing cigarettes at me.

00:14:17 After dropping a bombshell like that, you owe me big.

00:17:58 Every time I kiss you, I'm gonna taste 36 other guys.

00:22:37 - Great story, huh? - That girl was vile to you.

00:26:30 - What part of Russia? - Do I look like his fuckin' biographer?

00:30:21 - Why are you so upset. - All those contractors brought in are killed.

00:34:25 Two packs of cigarettes.

00:38:26 Oooh! Navy SEALS!

00:42:20 Yeah, hello, Sanford. Dante.

00:47:15 I had a friend that chewed glass for a living. In the circus.

00:51:13 How did he die?

00:55:23 - Can I help you? - A pack of cigarettes.

00:58:46 You're Dante Hicks? Oh, my God. I didn't even recognize you.

01:02:13 She's marrying an Asian design major.

01:05:44 We can introduce them. They may hit it off.

01:09:10 - You're lyin'. - No, I'm not.

01:12:43 [Woman moaning on video]

01:16:29 Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.

01:19:57 Time to kick back, drink some beers and smoke some weed!

01:23:21 Everyone said it was a stupid move, but I didn't care because I loved you

01:27:06 I work in a shitty video store, badly as well.

03:07:03 - In a row?