Clarkson's Farm — S02E08 — Climaxing

00:00:38 No one's gonna see us?

00:02:36 I literally don't know what you two are talking about.

00:04:37 No.

00:06:30 we'll be up and running,

00:07:55 is that we're going to tell the council that this is happening.

00:09:52 Then, there was the annual inspection needed

00:12:08 -I've got a video evidence... -No?

00:13:50 not fucking two days.

00:16:22 I'm not going... Bloody hell. This is gonna be a bit awkward, this.

00:18:28 He does this every day of his...

00:20:37 And he would have done like that.

00:22:25 Fucking hell.

00:24:35 By six o'clock, amazingly,

00:27:46 We're opening in two and three-quarter hours.

00:29:52 We're not gonna use a car. So we'll have to use... Tractor?

00:32:06 and then people are just thinking, "He's talking shit now."

00:34:10 Was that fine? Were you all...

00:36:24 The pasta's from the germ wheat.

00:38:27 You know, lots of people have got wonderful places,

00:40:08 We've showed our hand, haven't we?

00:42:35 who then got a relaxing pre-flight brief from the pilot.

00:44:41 Which meant it would soon be time for my highlight of the ride.

00:47:21 Shall I ring Mutchmeats then?

00:49:41 We've got a pet cow.