Clarkson's Farm — S02E07 — Scheming
2023 · 51 MIN · IMDB 9.6 · 249 VOTES · DIR. Will Yapp
Overview
Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.
Dialogue Timeline — 796 lines
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00:00:24 Diddly Squat Farm was now wounded.
00:02:24 Wrong. Wrong. No, wrong.
00:03:59 He liked the look of the ladies.
00:05:47 There we go.
00:07:23 Yeah! The barn in the middle of the field.
00:08:58 And then...
00:11:07 -So which one is it? -This one.
00:13:20 I have made a hole in the plastic sheeting.
00:15:12 And then obviously my restaurant at the moment,
00:16:45 - It's quite rudimentary. -Yeah.
00:18:27 The last round of IVF had worked for Deeny.
00:20:02 Unless he's terribly handsome.
00:21:44 no wheelying.
00:23:34 Here we go.
00:25:16 However, after I turned round,
00:27:21 There you are, you little beauty.
00:29:21 So we've got an electric fence there.
00:30:57 Why did that happen?
00:32:37 Aw.
00:34:58 -Cheers. -Morning.
00:37:01 they always go, "Mmm," even if it's disgusting.
00:38:10 Yeah, and then everybody serves.
00:40:26 G dog!
00:42:09 The countdown has begun.
Cast & Characters
Jeremy Clarkson
Self - Host
Kaleb Cooper
Self - Farmer
Charlie Ireland
Self - Land Agent
Lisa Hogan
Self
Alan Townsend
Self - Builder
Katy Coles
Self - Cow breeder
Tim Coles
Self - Cow breeder
Gerald Cooper
Self - Head of security
Paddy Bourns
Self - Cackleberry farm owner
Steph Bourns
Self - Cackleberry farm owner
Dilwyn Evans
Self - Vet
Pip Lacey
Self - Chef
Bradley Townsend
Self - Alan's son
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed796
Dialogue density15.6 lines / min
First line00:00:24
Final line00:42:09
Production Record
DirectorWill Yapp
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes249
Factoids
Episode
Clarkson's Farm, season 2, episode 7: Scheming.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/117648/season/2/episode/7
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