Clarkson's Farm — S02E02 — Cowering

00:00:38 The day after the cows arrived, I went to check on them with Kaleb,

00:02:01 There they are.

00:03:23 We've had them a day.

00:05:01 I'd bought the cows to reinvigorate my soil.

00:07:07 Oh my God, what are you doing?

00:09:07 It just goes so well together.

00:11:08 And as my existing flock wasn't big enough,

00:12:47 which is essential in a mob grazing enterprise.

00:14:23 -What happens to them? - Most of them get thrown away.

00:16:27 You're not going down.

00:18:28 Oh dear. Oh dear.

00:21:05 I'm really, really sorry.

00:23:32 -That's it and then you hold it... -You want me to do this?

00:25:35 will help you identify and manage safety risks.

00:27:24 and it's using every bit of concrete in Britain.

00:29:12 Is that it?

00:31:05 -It won't take you an hour. - It will.

00:32:56 Steady.

00:34:37 Go on! That way.

00:36:24 Holy mother...

00:38:04 Ready ?

00:40:48 inside the heifers, but really,

00:42:35 Is it 10cc?

00:44:08 You said "Every village has one moron, I have six."