Clarkson's Farm — S02E01 — Surviving

00:00:38 Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm.

00:02:31 - It's not good. -I know.

00:05:02 -I'd love to see you in Australia. -That's probably the worst thing.

00:07:45 Hello.

00:09:16 we'd only managed to book one lorry to take the barley away.

00:11:02 of June 2016.

00:12:46 But there's absolutely no substance, at the moment, to those words.

00:14:00 onto the bit where they've pooed,

00:15:17 the horseradish growing just here.

00:17:11 What?

00:18:46 You've spent the last year telling me how dangerous this is.

00:20:46 Ugh, absolutely soaking.

00:22:46 - Why not? -They castrate them. Safer handling.

00:24:11 Do they ever stop? Look at them, they're both at it.

00:25:31 So we need to be able to get some...

00:26:59 -Hang on a minute. -I'm getting my calculator out.

00:28:22 Then that's the kitchen, that's panelled.

00:29:42 -250,000. -No, it isn't.

00:31:31 He once went into McDonald's, and asked for the cutlery.

00:33:08 we were down to the last of the wheat fields.

00:35:11 Press the escape button, Gerald.

00:37:14 OK.

00:38:54 just in time for the arrival of our new Diddly Squat residents.

00:40:24 - - Fucking hell!