Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

2009 · 109 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 48,830 VOTES · DIR. Paul Weitz

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Overview

Darren Shan is a regular teenage kid. He and his friend Steve find out about a Freak Show coming to town and work hard at trying to find tickets. They do, and together they go to "Cirque du Freak" where they see many strange acts including a wolf-man and a bearded lady

Dialogue Timeline — 1,088 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:40 sync.gioni666
00:06:00 Did Darren tell you he got an A on his math test?
00:09:15 I shouldexplain
00:13:08 And next, Gertha Teeth!
00:17:11 First, a rabbit from a hat.
00:21:42 First Vincent, then you, then me.
00:24:18 It's deeply depressing. Trust me.
00:28:09 Wow, wow, you know what? You can just Iet me off right here.
00:31:44 What's going on?
00:35:35 Big source of controversy, war for about 80 years, then a truce
00:39:37 AII right. If you want to pretend this isn't happening, fine.
00:43:28 I saw her again 60 years Iater. She was an old crone
00:49:30 Oh, my God. -Do you know those guys?
00:52:29 Of course. Thank you.
00:55:51 You should actually go wash your hand off before you get pink eye.
00:58:40 Can a freak create new Iife from rotting flesh and dead souls?
01:03:03 We must be very careful who we talk to, Darren.
01:07:17 Nothing, I thought you just said you were a monkey girl.
01:10:43 Do you renounce Iiving with the Iiving?
01:14:34 They're here.
01:19:24 Hmm.
01:24:33 Come on, man, he's not as bad as he Iooks.
01:30:43 My people aren't weak Iike yours.
01:36:41 AII right, how are we going to do this? I can't carry the both of you.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,088
Dialogue density10.0 lines / min
First line00:00:40
Final line01:36:41

Production Record

DirectorPaul Weitz
LanguageEnglish
Budget$40,000,000
Revenue$28,169,671
IMDb votes48,830