Chris Rock: Selective Outrage

00:00:21 Let's go!

00:03:49 Try to get you with one of them woke traps.

00:06:23 They just tell you how much charity they do.

00:09:21 I think I speak for the entire audience tonight

00:12:31 Number two easiest way to get attention

00:15:20 Did you see the Capitol riots?

00:18:34 These motherfuckers invested in slavery like it was Shark Tank.

00:22:04 Kris Jenner lets everybody in.

00:25:28 I love the Kardashians. I love the Kardashians.

00:28:08 "What the hair got to do with nothin'?"

00:31:01 'Cause I'm definitely pro their lives.

00:34:36 They're the most racist, sexist, homophobic, fat-a-phobic,

00:37:33 That's right. You can't fuck with the Rock girls, boy.

00:40:22 And they went on a class trip. It was time for a class trip.

00:43:00 "And if you give me ten days,

00:45:38 'cause Lola got kicked out of school for real.

00:48:19 You know, I got some bullshit going on, but it's going good.

00:51:05 men date younger women 'cause they're younger.

00:53:43 You're like, "Who sold you this shit?"

00:56:32 And I have made millions of dollars, okay?

00:59:32 ain't funny at all.

01:02:17 Shit, man.

01:05:09 He ain't pick up for me.

01:07:57 Don't fight in front of white people.