Chris Rock: Never Scared

00:00:07 I think he's a funny guy. He's original, he's hilarious, he's a superstar

00:04:33 Was there a big old ho convention and all the hoes got together and said

00:08:41 So I'm always gonna have a soft spot for Whodini, you know what I mean?

00:12:53 The Government hates rap.

00:16:45 Shit.

00:21:07 cos he don't get the Crayola people to fix his face no more.

00:25:08 The whole world's going crazy, man.

00:29:11 And the guys are like, "Would you shut the fuck up?"

00:33:21 That's so '80s.

00:37:06 Everybody else, you're just lucky.

00:41:04 Just get a big old vat of gravy and pour it out the helicopter. There you go.

00:45:05 One thing I don't like about America is we got real bad drug policy.

00:48:57 There are no wealthy black - or brown - people in America.

00:52:53 are the descendants of drug dealers.

00:56:37 reminding you about how much money you got or how much money you don't got.

01:00:50 People go, "What happened during slavery that could affect us today?"

01:04:55 "Do you mean that octagon thing?

01:09:01 Another big reason I don't cheat is cos I never meet any girls that wanna fuck me.

01:12:48 And you're in some room with some fucking stranger going, "I like baseball."

01:16:37 You can't even eat your food cos you can't believe what the fuck you are witnessing.

01:20:33 what you gotta do is act super-nice every time she does anything.

01:24:42 Try your best. But here's one thing nobody tells you.

01:28:29 See, they don't prepare you. They don't tell you married women don't have pussies.

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