Chris Rock: Never Scared

00:00:07 I think he's a funny guy. He's original, he's hilarious, he's a superstar

00:04:28 When did clear heels become the new whore uniform? When did that happen?

00:08:31 As I get older, I realise I'm gonna love rap music when I'm 80.

00:12:30 I'll put a dick in the ear.

00:16:16 The Government hates rap.

00:20:21 That's like another dead white girl showing up at OJ's house.

00:24:13 Motherfucker, we know what you look like.

00:28:14 Yeah, she ain't gonna have on no clear heels now, no.

00:32:23 Let me get a fucking paper cut over that motherfucker. Nothing!

00:36:07 And people started screaming they was American.

00:39:54 That's how good we got it. America's a great country.

00:43:42 "I'm alive, that's how the fuck I'm doing!

00:47:25 you'd go, "I knew something was up.

00:51:20 maybe if we didn't spend all our money on rims we might have some...

00:55:07 Do you know how illegal a pack of cigarettes would be?

00:58:44 Cos if they wasn't church'd be empty.

01:03:03 So you know what that means? The first black drug dealers didn't even sell drugs.

01:07:03 The President don't give a fuck, he will give you a straight answer on gay marriage.

01:10:43 And those are the choices you got in life.

01:14:18 as we all saw a couple of weeks ago.

01:18:08 when they walk away, her girlfriend goes

01:21:56 If you haven't practised your alibi in front of the mirror...

01:25:44 If you home all the time, "Why you all up under me?

01:29:34 That's right. Don't get me wrong