Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger

00:01:07 What's up?

00:04:33 "That last one fucked up my roof."

00:08:14 just standing on top of a dead lion.

00:11:46 You know, it's not like we're voting for Flavor Flav.

00:15:17 That's right. Barack Obama really want to be the president

00:18:20 the real reason black women get so angry

00:22:10 If you was hanging from a cliff

00:25:39 Next time you're running low, you'll get happy.

00:28:43 He ain't going to the dental hall of fame.

00:31:42 You scream "nigger" and I'll raise interest rates.

00:35:14 Between the internet and all these shows, say the wrong thing, your career is over.

00:38:42 I won't even get out my car until the shit's over. I'm like...

00:42:50 And that's just a sad sight to see.

00:46:30 "take that, you cracker-ass motherfucker, motherfucker. Take that."

00:49:52 OK? And people go, "Chris, how'd you end up like that?

00:53:02 When they give you that half-hour lunch break.

00:56:00 or else you're gonna have to guess when your phone is ringing.

00:59:03 to Ungrateful Bitches.

01:02:11 You in there.

01:05:36 And then once you whip it out

01:08:58 That's right. She may not leave the day you lose it, but the countdown has begun.

01:12:29 We get stubborn in our old age.

01:15:55 "Get the fuck out. You better call that ass-licking girl.

01:19:15 He's the best. We're all in happier relationships.