Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger

00:01:07 What's up?

00:04:28 "a giraffe, a zebra, anything but another white man!

00:08:01 it might take you two or three weeks to realise he black.

00:11:27 Black people are very excited about Barack Obama.

00:14:51 "I want Kiki to be Secretary of Defense.

00:17:51 But no! They're not mad at us.

00:21:27 "Girl, what you doing with him?" "They was gonna take my car."

00:24:52 Now I didn't go to no fancy school or nothing

00:27:43 Don't hate the player, hate the game.

00:30:49 And I'll be like, "I should have seen it coming.

00:33:58 "Fee fie foe fum!"

00:37:23 I'm all for gay rights. I hope you get the right to get married and buy cereal and...

00:41:20 You have to check with your nigger consulate

00:45:01 But the question remains the same, can white people say "nigger"?

00:48:26 It's not really a job, this is my career.

00:51:23 "What time you got? What time you got?

00:54:15 That's right, we spend money on water

00:57:19 I really do. I wish I had a pussy just for negotiation purposes.

01:00:20 Everything.

01:03:18 and you got a smile on your face

01:06:31 Cos when a woman's in love, your dick's huge.

01:09:45 "I could really enjoy getting fucked in here.

01:13:13 Your man has been watching porno since he was 12 years old.

01:17:32 - It was awesome. - Excellent. It was excellent.