Chris Rock: Bring the Pain

00:00:08 Live from the Takoma Theatre in Washington D.C.

00:03:20 Marion Barry... come on, how are you gonna tell little kids to not get high...

00:05:30 People will just think of new ways to get high!

00:07:56 Too much food in America!

00:10:40 "Hey, this is a good fish, what kind of fish is it?" "Pork fish!"

00:13:07 You know how I could tell Colin Powell can't be president?

00:15:33 they'll treat me like a hero for the rest of my life.

00:18:04 Shit, if I had a choice right now between the electric chair and tossing a salad ...

00:20:29 And eating cereal right now.

00:22:55 "I'm accustomed to fucking her four times a week ...

00:25:56 There's a reason to hit everybody. You just don't do it.

00:28:19 I would never ever hit a woman in my life, never!

00:30:41 Oh, I hate niggas!

00:33:00 'Cause niggas don't read!

00:35:25 But we can't give a fuck about this. We've just got to do our own thing.

00:37:53 "Whatsup, nigga" ????

00:40:22 "That's paprika!"

00:42:37 We've got some platonic friends, we all do, I've got some but they're all by accident!

00:44:48 First of all, no matter what she's saying, it is too much for you.

00:47:27 So we've to to go for it ????.

00:49:47 Life is long. Especially if you make the wrong decisions!

00:52:01 You're gonna get... I don't care who you are, you're 007 you're gonna get caught!

00:54:14 But she never forgets!

16:19:09 by one million African American men)