Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker

00:00:58 Ladies and gentlemen...

00:04:29 Did we eliminate ''crazy'' from the dictionary?

00:07:29 'Cause everybody knows that crazy-ass kid that went to jail.

00:09:42 You know how dumb you got to be...

00:12:22 That's right.

00:14:48 ''Stop thinking about me. Good. Kids got shot. Good.

00:17:24 ''Man, l wish these hoes would back up off me.

00:19:58 A lot of this shit is Hillary's fault, 'cause, ladies, you know your man.

00:22:59 lt don't make no sense...

00:25:29 Meanwhile, the average black man dies at 54.

00:28:12 They don't cure nothing.

00:30:28 That's right, we got AlDS out there. You think they're gonna cure AlDS?

00:32:52 questionable piece of sex you ever had...

00:35:26 ''l gotta go to lKEA? What the fuck is this shit?

00:38:00 Nobody got it worse than the American lndian.

00:40:41 He's going, ''No, man, l don't wanna switch. l wanna ride this white thing out.

00:43:44 That's right, man. l don't know, black....

00:45:59 John F. Kennedy was assassinated.

00:49:16 What the fuck do y'all want?

00:51:58 -Men! -Women!

00:54:37 Janet Jackme, Kobe Tai, Jenna Jameson, that's right.

00:56:58 They'll stop talking, stop fucking.

00:59:40 That's right. Relationships: easy to get into, hard to maintain.

01:01:54 You gotta throw in, ''l told you that bitch crazy.'' You know why?