Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker

00:00:58 Ladies and gentlemen...

00:04:33 Fuck the records. Fuck the movies. Crazy!

00:07:35 ''lf you'd known his mama, you'd know he gonna be there.''

00:09:55 But that ain't his fault. That's the mama's fault.

00:12:37 ''Tell your mama how good the food is. Tell her how nice the house looks.

00:15:02 For what?

00:17:45 We can stop chasing it, and even that requires some rehab.

00:20:40 She put the security of the free world in jeopardy...

00:23:42 l feel that shit. l'll be driving, ''Livin' la vida loca!''

00:26:24 ''Oh, Lord, l done stole a car.''

00:28:46 l've been watching the Jerry Lewis Telethon...

00:31:11 They're still mad at all the money they lost on polio!

00:33:57 ''Thank the Lord! Yes!

00:36:34 ''Why don't you take this dog and have the dog drag your blind ass around town?''

00:38:57 What the fuck! Shit, l know Puerto Ricans when l see them.

00:41:56 You know what's wild about the old black men?

00:44:47 ''Give the hostages to me.''

00:47:32 The best people in the whole world. You know why?

00:50:42 ''l hope he don't say nothing too stupid.''

00:53:33 You got a Wonderbra on, your titties ain't that big.

00:56:08 When you love somebody, you got to love everything about them.

00:58:31 Ninety-fucking-nine.

01:01:05 Women just want you to listen-listen.

50:00:00 in his ass.''