Choking Hazard

2004 · 81 MIN · IMDB 4.8 · 487 VOTES · DIR. Marek Dobeš

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Overview

When self-help guru Dr. Reinis (Jaroslav Dusek) led his students on a retreat to ponder the meaning of life, he had no intention of leading them all to their doom. But when gut-munching zombie woodsmen emerge, the group finds itself locked in mortal battle. Alternately sickening and silly, this gruesomely hilarious Czech horror flick co-stars Jan Dolansky, Eva Nadazdyova, Anna Fialkova and Eva Janouskova.

Dialogue Timeline — 667 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:00 Reason and Instinct must be in balance, Verner!
00:04:00 Wasn't there a Radek? Who is it then?
00:06:09 He drew a swastika on the mirror.
00:08:05 to increase our chances of surviving.
00:10:41 And often in their deaths, as well.
00:15:27 That would have been a good death if it hadn't occurred as a result
00:17:27 My original intention was to spend a lot of time together
00:19:20 A bit of fisting; here we have some pissing...
00:21:30 Except the carrot, of course, with their different growth cycle.
00:23:37 That's basically what you're doing.
00:28:47 And we can continue our topic.
00:31:55 Excellent, collective guilt. That's comforting.
00:33:42 why don't you just tell me what the meaning of life is.
00:36:11 The maid won't be happy about this.
00:38:32 Even if the keys were there...
00:41:03 - I quit. - Me too. I'm such an idiot.
00:43:14 Any moment he might wake up as a woodsman.
00:47:16 Who do you think is holding the door as usual?
00:52:22 I've made a brain sponge.
00:58:01 What's that knocking?
01:01:32 - Don't argue, dammit. Let's go. - I said no way.
01:05:27 The woodsmen hunt the weak in the herd.
01:08:10 Did anyone ask you anything?!
01:12:31 "The irrational, the pointless and the chaotic

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed667
Dialogue density8.2 lines / min
First line00:00:00
Final line01:12:31

Production Record

DirectorMarek Dobeš
LanguageCS
IMDb votes487