Chastity Bites

00:00:00 [ KID STATIC'S "MOONLIGHT" PLAYS ]

00:03:24 AND I THINK WE KNOW WHICH ONE'S THE BUTCH. >> OH, I'M SORRY.

00:05:44 LATER, OLD BUDDY, OLD PAL. [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] [ LAUGHTER ]

00:08:33 THEREFORE, I HAVE PROPOSED AN OVERHAULED ABSTINENCE-EDUCATION PROGRAM FOR OUR YOUNG PEOPLE IN

00:12:11 >> LADIES, LADIES, PLEASE. I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO SHARE MY SECRETS WITH YOU.

00:16:31 TRAINING. HMM. RIGHT NOW, I NEED GIRLS TO LEAD

00:19:27 THEY'RE -- THEY'RE MORE ELEGANT AND CULTURED AND STUFF. >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

00:21:44 >> MI AMOR, MAMA! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI! >> ASHLEY, I WOULD NEVER

00:25:47 >> HEADS UP, COMRADE. SORRY ABOUT THAT! [ CHUCKLES ]

00:29:10 BUT HAD I BEEN OLDER AND HAD WE BEEN BETROTHED, IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE PERFECT NIGHT FOR

00:32:24 >> LEAH. >> AH, YES. LEAH. WHY DID YOU NOT JOIN US FOR OUR

00:35:23 >> YEAH. >> GOOD. NOW, TAKE OUT YOUR MIRRORS AND

00:38:51 SCARING PEOPLE? GET BACK TO WORK! I'M SORRY HE FRIGHTENED YOU.

00:43:24 WELL, IT HAS BEEN UNUSUALLY CHILLY FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR. IS IT GONNA WARM BACK UP?

00:50:22 HER. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK, LEAH? I THINK IT'S PATHETIC HOW YOU

00:53:24 HERSELF ON THE OUTSIDE OF THINGS VERY QUICKLY. >> THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.

00:56:58 >> HELL TO THE YEAH. THAT GONNA BE CRAY, YO. >> RIGHT?

00:59:33 PHILOSOPHY SOMETIME? >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. >> Well...

01:03:23 >> [ GASPS ] >> ♪ I DON'T FEEL A THING ♪ IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE

01:06:06 SO I FIGURE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, WE CAN EITHER SNEAK KATHARINE OUT OF THERE BY

01:12:19 AND YOU'LL WISH YOU HADN'T ASKED. IT'S MORE HORRIBLE THAN ANYTHING

01:16:22 >> ASH, I AM NOT SAYING IT'S WRONG TO BE PISSED OFF, BUT MAYBE RIGHT NOW WE SHOULD TRY

01:21:30 COUSIN. >> COUSIN? >> YES.

01:26:56 ♪ AH, OH ♪ AH, OH ♪ AH, OH