Chappelle's Show — S02E06 — If The Internet Were Real
2004 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 442 VOTES
Overview
Dave examines what the daily life of rapper Lil John might be like and tries to imagine how the internet would look if it was an actual place. Also featuring musical guest Anthony Hamilton.
Dialogue Timeline — 388 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:15 LET'S START THE SHOW.
00:01:04 HIS MUSIC GETS ME SO AMPED!
00:01:52 I WONDER.
00:02:24 YE-YEAH!
00:02:56 YOU'VE JUST WATCHED
00:03:38 "COME ON, LET'S TAPE, MAN... LET'S FUCK IT...
00:04:36 AND YOU REALIZE IT'S KINDA, LIKE, JUST SO NASTY.
00:05:27 I HAVE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT
00:06:01 NO, COME ON, SON.
00:06:58 THAT NIGHT VISION YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL.
00:07:27 I KNOW, RON!
00:08:03 OH, OH, MAN, THIS...
00:09:22 HOW YOU DOING?
00:09:57 GAMBLING! AHHH.
00:10:49 IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU?
00:11:25 THAT I EVER EXPERIENCED ANY TYPE OF RACIAL DISCRIMINATION.
00:12:19 WHAT?!
00:12:56 WELCOME BACK, GUYS.
00:13:37 YOUR WATCHING "WHEN 'KEEPING IT REAL' GOES WRONG."
00:14:20 WHAT DARIUS DIDN'T KNOW IS THAT CHRIS
00:15:09 ENDING WHEN KARATE EXPERT CHRIS LEFT WITH TENECIA.
00:15:57 DARIUS, YOU BIG DUMMY, THIS AIN'T NO SHOW-AND-TELL.
00:16:52 GIVE IT UP FOR MY MAN FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA,
00:21:31 OH.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed388
Dialogue density17.6 lines / min
First line00:00:15
Final line00:21:31
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes442
Factoids
Episode
Chappelle's Show, season 2, episode 6: If The Internet Were Real.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/713/season/2/episode/6
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