Chappelle's Show — S02E04 — True Hollywood Stories - Rick James

00:00:25 LET'S START THE SHOW.

00:01:08 ORAL?

00:01:49 I KNOW.

00:02:41 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS KNOW PEOPLE THAT WORK IN HOLLYWOOD

00:03:35 AND BEING AT DINNER TABLES WITH THEM

00:04:15 HE'D WALK UP TO ANY CHICK

00:04:58 AND I ENDED UP HAVING TO WHIP HIS ASS, MAN,

00:05:50 AND SO, THAT THREW ME IN A WEIRD SPACE 'CAUSE I'M, LIKE,

00:06:29 AND I SAID, "YO, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

00:07:18 THE OTHER ONE WAS LOOKING AT RICK.

00:08:05 I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH.

00:09:01 LET'S SEE HOW THE ONGOING

00:09:49 YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU DID IT?

00:10:29 JUST JUMP UP AND GRIND MY FEET ON SOMEBODY'S COUCH

00:11:10 YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHT EVIL MOTHERFUCKER!

00:12:01 HE'S LOOKING AND THE LIMO'S DRIVIN' OFF AND HE SAID,

00:12:59 YOU KNOW, FOR WHAT HE DID AT 54,

00:13:42 WELCOME, TO THE CHINA CLUB.

00:14:18 I CALL OUT, "CHARLIE, COME HERE."

00:15:06 I JUST WAS BUGGING OUT.

00:15:46 WHY YOU HIT ME LIKE THAT, CHARLIE?!

00:16:40 AND THEN WE WOULD HAVE FUN AFTER THAT.

00:17:31 AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK RICK JAMES,

00:18:20 CHARLIE USED MY NAME TO PICK UP GIRLS.