Chappelle's Show — S02E03 — White People Can't Dance
2004 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 450 VOTES
Overview
Dave Chappelle examines the age-old myth about white people's inability to dance. Dave tries out a new sleep aid. The Three Daves: A retrospective look at Dave at age 18, 24 and 30.
Dialogue Timeline — 384 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:15 LET'S START THE SHOW.
00:00:54 SO I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT
00:01:38 YOU KNOW, ALL MY LIFE I'VE HEARD THAT WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T DANCE.
00:02:11 THEY CANNOT RESIST THE URGE TO DANCE,
00:03:19 OKAY, WE'VE SEEN HOW WHITE PEOPLE
00:04:17 NOW, RIGHT NOW, ME AND JOHN ARE IN A BARBER SHOP IN HARLEM.
00:05:46 WHOO!
00:06:47 WE LEARNED THAT WHITE PEOPLE CAN DANCE
00:07:35 I'M FROM THE SUBURBS, MAN,
00:09:02 WHEN A WHITE PERSON IS MAYBE HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING
00:09:54 HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:
00:10:39 HUH?
00:11:23 ONE THING I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT RECENTLY IS,
00:12:06 THERE'S ME AT 18.
00:12:54 CHARON...
00:13:33 I LOVE HER, BUT SHE DON'T TRUST ME.
00:14:30 LET'S SAY I'M PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE
00:15:03 AND NOW, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT 30-YEAR OLD DAVE.
00:15:37 WHEN YOU LOSE OUT ON A MOVIE PART THAT YOU REALLY WANT?"
00:16:14 WHO?
00:16:52 THAT WAS TOUCHING.
00:17:31 BUT DAVE-AT-30 WILL BE RIGHT BACK
00:18:19 SO THIS SONG, RIGHT NOW
00:21:02 HI, THANK YOU.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed384
Dialogue density17.5 lines / min
First line00:00:15
Final line00:21:02
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes450
Factoids
Episode
Chappelle's Show, season 2, episode 3: White People Can't Dance.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/713/season/2/episode/3
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