Chappelle's Show — S01E10 — Inner City Gang Wars

00:00:16 LET'S START THE SHOW.

00:01:01 ALL THESE YEARS,

00:03:44 IS IT A MIXED BAG,

00:04:21 I MEAN, IT JUST SEEMS THAT THEY HAVE GREAT HAIR,

00:04:52 THE OTHER NIGHT AT MY SHOW.

00:05:59 YEAH... THAT'S HOW IT GOES AT AN R. KELLY PARTY.

00:06:43 IS SOMETHING THAT I NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD.

00:07:39 EARL "THE SNAKE" WHITE CALLED OUT

00:08:22 AND RALLIED THE TROOPS WITH A MOST IMPASSIONED SPEECH.

00:09:07 HIS ROOMMATE IN JAIL WAS A MAN NAMED TYRONE BIGGUMS,

00:09:51 P.S. "

00:10:38 AND FILLED WITH CORNROW'S SIGNATURE BIRD CALL.

00:11:27 TENSIONS BETWEEN THE GANGSTERS

00:12:14 SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

00:13:07 AS YOU ALL KNOW, THERE'S AN ASTEROID THE SIZE OF MAINE

00:13:48 I HAVE HERE IN MY HAND THE CURE FOR AIDS.

00:14:34 OH, HOLD ON, PAULA.

00:15:11 MAGIC DOES EXIST.

00:15:40 BIBBLE, COME ON UP.

00:16:17 I'M READY TO GET OUT OF HERE.

00:16:51 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A QUICK COMMERCIAL BREAK.

00:17:34 NOW WE GOTTA TAKE YOU.

00:17:58 HELP!!

00:18:47 YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT'S MUCH LIGHTER.