Chappelle's Show — S01E07 — Wu-Tang Consulting Firm
2003 · 22 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 175 VOTES
Overview
Dave takes a look at a great moment in hook-up history and shows "Real Movies" based on "The Matrix" and a grim look at "Pretty Woman." The Wu Tang Clan advertises their new financial firm, and Paul Mooney offers up another segment of "Ask a Black Dude." A Jedi Scandal is exposed. Also featuring music performer Killer Mike.
Dialogue Timeline — 287 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:15 LET'S START THE SHOW.
00:00:56 THAT MEANS THAT YOU'VE HAD A GREAT MOMENT
00:01:39 BY THE TOUGH DEFENSIVE LINE THAT MORRIS TRAVELED WITH,
00:02:34 WITH TIME RUNNING OUT,
00:03:04 WEED? A'IGHT, YEAH.
00:04:09 AND NOW, FOLKS, IT IS TIME FOR A SEGMENT THAT I LIKE
00:04:38 STARTING TONIGHT WITH THE MATRIX.
00:05:47 OKAY.
00:06:46 I CAN'T FIND MINE.
00:07:36 BUT THIS BUGGED ME OUT.
00:08:16 BUNCH OF BITCHES.
00:08:42 ALL OF OUR TRUSTED CONSULTANTS ARE HERE TO MEET YOUR NEEDS.
00:09:39 I WORKED AT A COUPLE OF FAST-FOOD PLACES.
00:10:24 HEY, HEY, WELCOME BACK.
00:11:05 THAT WROTE THAT MOVIE.
00:11:35 UNDERTAKERS?
00:12:02 NIGGER WITH A BRAIN.
00:12:47 WHO IS IT THIS TIME, YOU ASK?
00:13:27 YOU.
00:14:07 CAN WE ROLL THE FOOTAGE OF THAT TAPE IN QUESTION?
00:15:21 YES, THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!
00:16:16 COULD YOU SHOW ME ON THE DOLL WHERE HE TOUCHED YOU?
00:17:01 A SIMPLE STATEMENT OF PROTEST FROM AN ANGRY YOUNG GEEK.
00:17:50 HI, THANK YOU.
Cast & Characters
Dave Chappelle
Host / Various Characters
Bryan Olsen
Star Trek Geek
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed287
Dialogue density13.0 lines / min
First line00:00:15
Final line00:17:50
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes175
Factoids
Episode
Chappelle's Show, season 1, episode 7: Wu-Tang Consulting Firm.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/713/season/1/episode/7
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