Chappelle's Show — S01E04 — Slavery Reparations

00:00:15 LET'S START THE SHOW.

00:00:58 I'M DAVE CHAPPELLE AND I LOVE INTERNET PORN.

00:01:49 A CONVERSATION, BUT WHAT HAPPENS ON THESE SHOWS IS ALL THE GUESTS

00:02:28 "HE'S AN AFFIRMATIVE ACTION HIRE."

00:03:09 I'M ONLY PUSHED SO FAR... AND THEN I PUSH BACK.

00:03:56 BUT IF WE DO, WE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE GOT TO GET TOGETHER,

00:04:38 WENDY MULLIN IS STANDING BY LIVE IN QUEENS WITH MORE.

00:05:15 FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

00:05:49 AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, HERE ON THE MARKET.

00:06:28 INCREDIBLE.

00:07:07 THIS IS ANOTHER AMAZING DEVELOPMENT

00:08:12 CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING PASSAGE:

00:09:00 SCOPING OUT THE LADIES...

00:09:38 THEY'LL PUT 'EM IN YOUR FACE... BUT, IT'S, LIKE,

00:10:32 HI, GUYS, I'M LYLE, AND YOU HAVE GREAT NEW YORK BOOBS.

00:11:13 THEY REST ON MY ARM LIKE AN EAGLE ON A PERCH.

00:12:07 PAY SOME BILLS, AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

00:12:55 MacCULLOCH HAD 75 POINTS, BEATING KNIGHT BY 7.

00:13:35 CLACKITY, CLACKITY, CLACKITY CLACK!

00:14:13 WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT A LITTLE LAP DANCE

00:14:51 THIS IS NOT MY REAL SPEAKING VOICE.

00:15:42 YOU OLD, PASTY BASTARD.

00:16:33 EVERYBODY AT HOME,

00:17:22 RESPECT MINE.