Chappelle's Show — S01E02 — Introducing Tyrone Biggums

00:00:15 LET'S START THE SHOW.

00:00:53 'CAUSE, IF I SAID EVERYTHING I THOUGHT

00:05:00 SOPHIA, WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU EVER DID SEXUALLY?

00:05:38 YOU KNOW, UH, IN THE QUEST TO GET PAID

00:06:18 HE IS MERELY A RACIST, WHO BELIEVES THAT STEREOTYPES

00:06:47 Oh, God.

00:07:18 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT GO AHEAD, DOG.

00:07:46 YES, I WILL.

00:08:13 CALL THIS NUMBER NOW, AND LET DAVE

00:08:47 BUT I FELT LIKE I REALLY JUST NEEDED TO FIND MYSELF.

00:09:15 AND MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS AND HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME!

00:09:55 MAN, YOU WANT SOME TOO?

00:10:36 NOT EVEN CLOSE.

00:11:38 THE PEPSI GENERATION, GENERATION "X", THEY CALLED US.

00:12:21 I'LL KILL YOU!

00:13:20 HELLO, LITTLE BOYS AND LITTLE GIRLS.

00:14:02 TERRIBLE.

00:14:54 WE ALL KNOW WE CAN SNEAK INTO OUR MAMA'S ROOM

00:15:33 YOU!

00:16:11 THANK YOU FOR THAT LOVELY AND MOVING AND GRAPHIC STORY.

00:16:56 I DON'T WANT TO UPSET YOU.

00:17:43 PLEASE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR MY BROTHER, MOS DEF!

00:20:29 YO, WRAP IT UP, "B"!

00:21:23 DRUGS AND ALCOHOL HAVE RUINED MY LIFE!