Celeste & Jesse Forever

2012 · 91 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 34,586 VOTES · DIR. Lee Toland Krieger

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Overview

Celeste and Jesse met in high school and got married young. They laugh at the same jokes and finish each other’s sentences. They are forever linked in their friends’ minds as the perfect couple – she, a high-powered businesswoman and budding novelist; he, a free spirit who keeps things from getting boring. Their only problem is that they have decided to get divorced. Can their perfect relationship withstand this minor setback?

Dialogue Timeline — 1,440 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:33 Sometimes I find myself Sitting back and reminiscing
00:03:46 No. But, Celeste, a swell came in last night.
00:06:51 We are separated, and we're friends. You guys should be happy.
00:10:15 Uh...
00:13:28 What? Her butt? No, it goes on forever.
00:16:40 Okay. Yeah, it's yogurt girl from Yogurt Yurt.
00:20:27 I had a lot of fun too.
00:24:13 No, don't be sorry. It was nice.
00:28:28 Yeah. Heh. Uh...
00:32:11 I have a date tonight, actually. Hmm. That's great.
00:35:43 I actually ran into him, and I thought he was looking a little fat.
00:39:20 In thinking about your brand, we wanted a sense of where you currently exist.
00:42:38 I don't think anybody-- Is that cool?
00:46:01 What makes you think you're suitable to be a dad, even?
00:48:51 I go to yoga to meet girls.
00:53:14 I lost something.
00:56:21 How you doing, man?
01:02:30 Let me know if you need anything else. Thanks.
01:06:33 He didn't do nothing. You wanted a divorce.
01:09:49 Hi. Um...
01:14:26 Wow. Oh. That-- Thanks, girls.
01:18:38 - I don't really get it. - It's stupid.
01:22:26 Ahem. Get in there. Get in there.
01:27:24 I love you loo.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,440
Dialogue density15.8 lines / min
First line00:00:33
Final line01:27:24

Production Record

DirectorLee Toland Krieger
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$3,094,813
IMDb votes34,586