Catch-22

00:05:07 What about the others? I'd be playing a dirty trick on them.

00:09:36 - Ground them. - Why don't they ask me to?

00:14:50 - Oranges from Marrakech, pecans... - Pecans?

00:18:06 Maybe I do have time to kill...

00:24:59 - You're a chaplain! - Yes. Didn't you know that?

00:28:49 No, sir. It's not my place to wonder.

00:32:00 - Nothing as extraordinary as that. - I hope not.

00:35:50 - Not much chance of that, though. - I don't know, sir.

00:39:27 It's a very pretty town, on the coast.

00:44:13 I know we'll all do our best.

00:47:15 Wait for me!

00:53:10 - I don't want to. - What do you mean? Why don't you?

00:58:38 No, in point of fact. I traded our diesel engines for the statues.

01:02:42 I'll just read something.

01:06:21 You won't marry me because I'm crazy. I'm crazy because I wanna marry you?

01:09:52 When the Germans were here, I was fanatically pro-German.

01:13:56 You'll be able to boil eggs and everything.

01:19:14 It's not Harvey, it's Yossarian.

01:25:11 Bastards! Get out of here!

01:30:11 He was alive one minute, then he was dead.

01:37:39 It wasn't me!

01:45:24 - Promote you to Major. - Give you another medal.

01:51:36 - They'll court-martial you. - Make the best of a bad situation.

05:00:06 taken over by the Syndicate.