Catch-22

00:05:07 What about the others? I'd be playing a dirty trick on them.

00:09:32 - See that? They all say I'm crazy. - They're crazy.

00:14:38 For whom?

00:17:51 I like you.

00:24:09 No, I don't.

00:28:22 - Who is it? - Captain Tappman, Group Chaplain.

00:31:28 The other times, when he's in...

00:34:51 then I crash-landed one plane and I bailed out once.

00:38:27 Just think about nice things. Think about how lovely it is here

00:43:18 I think you'd better wait a minute, Dad. I don't think you can shoot him.

00:46:13 I wanna spend some time with my girl. I'll pay for all of us.

00:51:17 see that they rot in some stockade.

00:55:11 - Watch where you put your hands, GI. - My name is Yossarian.

01:00:52 Come on down, McWatt.

01:04:40 - What? - I said he got killed.

01:07:54 long after your country has been destroyed.

01:11:31 They picked up everybody but Orr.

01:16:42 - Will you ground me? - I can't.

01:22:21 He'll keep us flying missions till we're all dead.

01:26:33 - It's all in the contract. - There goes Headquarters!

01:31:37 - They don't have to show it to us. - Who says so?

01:42:25 They won't care about one girl when thousands die every day.

01:47:20 Help! Help!

01:52:20 - Suppose everyone felt that way? - I'd be a fool to feel different.