Carry On Up the Khyber

00:01:35 The most precious gem in the far-flung belly of the Great British Empire.

00:05:00 but when you are ordered to attention

00:08:20 No, no, no, no, my beautiful warrior!

00:11:52 When we were in Calcutta, we had it twice a day, together. Regularly.

00:15:12 Yes, my father.

00:18:45 Oh ho-ho. Really? Ha-ha-ha. How absurd!

00:21:46 Now, listen carefully, men.

00:25:19 Leave India? Why?

00:28:31 Repent ye before it is too late.

00:32:37 It is all right, Highness. It is only their way of showing pleasure.

00:35:54 Ooh, this beard doesn't half itch. What is it made of?

00:39:33 But these are women of pleasure!

00:42:55 Wahaay! Come and join us!

00:46:19 I'm an ecclesiastical dignitary.

00:49:25 - So, you're the Khasi's number...? - Three.

00:52:49 Hurry! The dance! The dance!

00:56:46 - Another one? So soon? - Mm.

01:00:08 Thank you, Sergeant Major. Everybody outside, please.

01:03:40 Eleven, to be precise.

01:07:05 But they like a bit of scandal here, something to talk about in the club.

01:10:38 As a mark of my deep respect for Your Excellency's person

01:14:16 (Explosion)

01:18:04 Of course. How silly of me. I should have known.

01:22:33 (Battle rages on)