Carry On Up the Khyber

00:01:35 The most precious gem in the far-flung belly of the Great British Empire.

00:05:02 you are courteously requested to stop shuffling your flaming feet about!

00:08:30 that the Devils wore nothing beneath their skirts

00:12:09 I'm afraid this was no ordinary incident, sir.

00:15:50 And may his wisdom bring success in all your undertakings.

00:19:09 I didn't have the old Oxford education for nothing, you know.

00:22:19 ...hands... raise!

00:25:58 Oh. Well, I hope she's not having it off. Send him in.

00:29:25 Nor let their coal-fringed eyes lure you...

00:33:39 Do not worry, Highness.

00:37:02 (Shouts in own language)

00:40:40 Excuse me, madam.

00:44:24 Oh, er... what exactly did you have in mind?

00:47:30 And that, I trust, without seeming to be too immodest or anxious, could be right now.

00:50:44 And now, a little illusion I picked up in Baghdad.

00:55:04 Come on, you'll be well paid.

00:58:17 I... I... I'm not going to be all right?

01:01:47 You could have fooled me.

01:05:49 Your husband? Ah, you mean Sir Sidney.

01:09:06 Her Ladyship's aim seems to be improving, sir.

01:12:49 No, wait. What strange noise is that?

01:16:52 - Oh, you mean the noise outside just now? - Yes, that's right!

01:21:18 I wonder if I might pop out, sir, and see if anything's happening?

01:25:15 Of course, they're all raving mad, you know.