Carry On Nurse
1959 · 86 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 3,338 VOTES · DIR. Gerald Thomas
Overview
In Haven Hospital, a certain men's ward is causing more havoc than the whole hospital altogether. The formidable Matron's debut gives everyone a chill every time she walks past, with only Reckitt standing up to her. There's a colonel who's a constant nuisance, a bumbling nurse, a romance between Ted York and Nurse Denton, and Bell wants his bunion removed straight away, so after a couple of pints, the men decide to remove the bunion themselves!
Dialogue Timeline — 1,263 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:08 RADIO: Silver Maid keeping ahead in front of Dasher and Boy Blue.
00:05:50 Now that's the 4:15 at Redcar.
00:09:01 - Wh-who are you? - I'm a nurse.
00:11:50 - Stand up, please. - OK.
00:14:51 - Yes? - Ah, good morning.
00:18:07 and a surprisingly pleasant one, I must admit.
00:22:00 Because the 27th I went to see Grandma. You came to fetch me at the station.
00:25:18 Ah, it's probably cos I can't sleep.
00:28:09 - Oh, crikey! (Buzzer)
00:32:18 Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry, Sister.
00:35:54 And I like to see you happy.
00:38:27 - You used to train with Frisco, didn't you? - That's right.
00:41:59 Your rule has nothing to do with my cure. Therefore, it has no meaning in here.
00:45:09 There is. I mean, there is?
00:48:04 All I'm interested in is getting you settled so I can get on with something more important.
00:51:07 Your brother will be a marvellous doctor someday
00:56:05 - I thought it only affected old men peculiarly. - Well, in here, they age fast.
00:59:25 - Fingers in ears, please. - I can't.
01:02:45 Oh, I er... I want the bath.
01:06:00 It's easy.
01:11:06 This is the stuff. It's all nicely labelled.
01:14:09 Let's get the knives.
01:17:15 - Swabs. - Nurse!
01:19:58 (Hums)
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,263
Dialogue density14.7 lines / min
First line00:02:08
Final line01:19:58
Production Record
DirectorGerald Thomas
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,338