Carry On Matron

00:02:01 There it is, Finisham Hospital

00:05:46 I mean, are you expecting a baby, or what?

00:09:25 I was under the impression that you did.

00:12:28 I'll have you know, I'm one of the most regular fellows in the business.

00:15:47 You would.

00:19:01 I'm expecting some more student nurses today.

00:23:01 No! No, no. I...

00:26:51 Oh, no, I don't. I know what you are thinking and let me tell you, I'm a man, like any other man.

00:30:30 Right, Cyrille. Let's see if we can't make you feel at home.

00:34:01 Has he had any experience of the opposite sex?

00:37:16 And a man needs a little relaxation when he comes home.

00:41:17 - Who cares about the damn plan? - Ah, ah. Plan first.

00:44:36 It's me, Matron, Sir Bernard. I'd like to come in.

00:47:53 It's like do-it-yourself with a wallpaper.

00:51:24 Take a look inside.

00:54:53 What is it? Quick, tell me. What's she had?

00:58:25 Nonsense. You're just tired. You take the day off.

01:02:01 There's something funny going on here.

01:05:51 Come back. I want you!

01:09:50 Next time, be more choosy about which nurse you have a bath with.

01:13:37 What did I tell you? It worked like a charm.

01:17:16 Ooh...

01:20:49 Stop those men! They're trespassing!

01:25:11 Come back, you fools!