Carry On Matron

00:02:01 There it is, Finisham Hospital

00:05:42 Morning.

00:09:13 Well, I'm sorry, Mr Tidey, but babies tend to arrive when they feel like it.

00:12:10 Oh, well, you were probably suffering from some slight digestive upset, or something.

00:15:26 - He could have fooled me any time. - Well, that shouldn't be too difficult.

00:18:37 Obviously.

00:22:31 Black lace ones, eh? Very kinky.

00:26:00 I'll take it to him. I want to see how he is.

00:29:42 Try and find out something this evening, and I'll be along later.

00:33:11 Our conversation, I mean. I came here to consult you.

00:36:12 Likewise.

00:39:45 I used to get plenty of eggs, but no baby chicks.

00:43:25 Her old man's been on. It's started.

00:46:37 - Side by side, brushing against each other. - Oh...

00:49:54 Ooh, you can be as wooed as you like with me. - Oh, no.

00:53:10 Papers.

00:56:45 - Your roommate? - Yes. Nurse Carter.

01:00:16 I don't have to bother with this damn thing any more.

01:03:37 - Yeah. But she won't tell anyone. - That's it. We've got to do it tonight.

01:07:25 Help! Help!

01:11:21 You'd be down, too, if you'd had 50ccs of pethidine up your archipelago.

01:14:47 Grathias, mademoiselle. Grathias.

01:18:15 Huh... Looking for woodworm... Reading the gas meter...

01:22:12 There they are! Matron!