Carry On England

00:01:35 Here it is, gentlemen. The big problem.

00:05:17 Hah!

00:08:46 Ready.

00:11:25 - Who? Who won't let you? - Them.

00:14:41 I've got this feeling that that new bloke's going to make trouble for us.

00:17:43 Get outside on the double! Move yourselves! Move yourselves!

00:21:12 - It was entirely hers, sir. - What are you talking about? Whose fault?

00:24:35 What sort of a doctor's he? Here we are pretending we've got different complaints...

00:27:48 (Squeals of laughter)

00:31:32 Well?

00:34:40 I want this floor polished from wall to wall. Under the beds. Round the stove.

00:38:31 So, with all your knowledge of erm... sewing and that

00:44:06 Left, right! Left, right! Move yourselves!

00:48:00 Code or plain language?

00:51:02 A cunning little basket.

00:54:28 TANNOY: Battledress trousers will be worn at all times.

00:57:54 I've got it!

01:01:42 Tilly! Where the hell are you?

01:05:44 Oh, well... as big as that big dog of yours, sir.

01:09:04 Got yourself a hen coop, eh?

01:12:26 (Rhythmic honking)

01:16:30 What the sergeant major means, sir, is... Ahem!

01:20:43 BLOOMER: Sixpence for every one you shoots down.

01:24:55 a symbol accepted throughout the entire world!