Carry On Doctor
1967 · 94 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 4,308 VOTES · DIR. Gerald Thomas
Overview
Francis Bigger, a notorious charlatan who tours the country lecturing on the subject of mind over matter, slips off the platform in the middle of his performance and ends up in hospital under the care of Dr Tinkle. The hospital is about to enter a period of total chaos.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,615 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:50 Dear friends!
00:05:36 You're just jealous cos you can't.
00:10:18 - Mr Bigger... - All right, Sister, that's quite enough.
00:13:49 Oh, good!
00:17:24 I think it's a good thing for him to get about as much as possible, Sister.
00:20:41 (Sighs)
00:24:38 No, no. I distinctly remember having it on when I started to sew that fellow...
00:27:51 Oh, I thought you might be a man coming in.
00:31:45 - Oh, all right, I might as well. - Come on, then, up you sit.
00:34:44 accommodating idiots with simple bruises on their simple backsides.
00:38:53 Good. Good.
00:42:56 Oh, thank you.
00:46:37 Oh, too bad.
00:50:22 She must be crazy.
00:54:24 - I think we're being far too easy on them. - I quite agree with you, Doctor.
00:58:26 Dr Kilmore!
01:03:07 I was outside, and I didn't really know... know that you were here.
01:07:00 You are not needed, Nurse Clarke. You may return to your duties.
01:10:04 In the private wards! You go through the door and turn left.
01:13:27 Right, now, we've got that sorted out. What happens next?
01:17:35 Good. Get all the women who can walk ready for action, and wait for my whistle.
01:21:35 We've wasted so many years.
01:24:53 Never! Do you hear?
01:27:52 Oh, yes, you can say that now, but you only gave me a week. Don't forget that!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,615
Dialogue density17.2 lines / min
First line00:01:50
Final line01:27:52
Production Record
DirectorGerald Thomas
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes4,308