Carry On Cruising

1962 · 89 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 3,341 VOTES · DIR. Ralph Thomas, Gerald Thomas

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Overview

Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail the seven seas, but the passengers turn out to be a rather strange bunch too. The SS Happy Wanderer will never be the same.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,394 lines

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00:01:41 (Ship's horn)
00:04:46 No, l've always wanted to go to sea.
00:08:28 Sorry, ladies. l didn't look where you were going.
00:12:26 Oh, no, sir. No, l'm all right. lt's... lt's just, well...
00:16:29 That's better.
00:20:50 Yeah. l think l could do with it.
00:24:17 l'm in the mood for using the right words.
00:28:00 Well, l'll go straight to the heart of the matter.
00:31:45 Hey! Ah!
00:35:22 There's very little l can do at this juncture
00:39:30 Ooh, lummy.
00:42:43 l thought so.
00:46:31 No. Never mind my knee, sir, that'll mend. But you seem worried. Maybe l can help.
00:49:23 Mm.
00:52:23 Hoo-hoo! Or should l say er...chai?
00:55:20 l've never known such healthy people.
00:58:02 lsn't that romantic?
01:03:34 North Africa at last. l thought we'd never get here. Shop!
01:07:15 Ah, you, Dr Binn, you have achieved self-effacement.
01:10:17 - l've got it! - Oh, you haven't, Mr Marjoribanks?
01:14:09 - Prove it. Prove you're not shy. - How?
01:17:10 - Do you know what day it is today? - l'm not daft, it's Thursday.
01:20:20 Yes. Flavouring.
01:23:43 l'm afraid that this speech really isn't very much in response to your generosity, but l...

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,394
Dialogue density15.7 lines / min
First line00:01:41
Final line01:23:43

Production Record

DirectorRalph Thomas, Gerald Thomas
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,341