Carry On Cruising

00:01:41 (Ship's horn)

00:04:49 Thought l'd follow my father's wake, as it were. See?

00:08:47 - Yes, thank you. What is it l'm standing on? - A bollard.

00:12:39 A steward l knew walked in on a lady standing in her bath.

00:17:00 Wow!

00:21:16 Good evening, Miss er...

00:24:54 Well done, ladies. Keep it up.

00:28:29 The ceiling. Delirious.

00:32:27 Sir?

00:36:59 But l've just been through such a shocking experience.

00:40:19 Who did that? Who did it?

00:43:47 What a secure feeling to be able to sleep soundly with the Captain at the helm.

00:47:18 - No. - Why?

00:50:13 ln that flash of time, you saw my need and l saw the supplier.

00:53:19 - What do l look like, then? - Lovely. Languid like a lily. Come on, talk.

00:56:17 Who's he? Would he tell her? What cabin's he in? What deck?

01:00:11 Too tired, for one thing.

01:05:34 Thank you.

01:08:36 - Fine man. - Oh, he's a regular...cream bun, was it?

01:12:36 Since l first saw you.

01:15:44 They're all functioning normally.

01:18:59 Keep taking the tablets.

01:21:56 - Sir! Sir! There's something going on in the bar! - There usually is.

50:00:00 to South America.