Carry On Constable

00:01:40 Flu epidemic at peak. Paper!

00:04:16 The crafty... If you weren't a lady, I'd say it.

00:07:37 Oh, that's your name?

00:10:18 Hello. Hello, Gorse.

00:13:05 Yes, sir. Bless you.

00:16:27 I don't know, I'm a stranger here myself.

00:19:43 No, not one of the Hertfordshire Potters?

00:22:52 No, to prevent crime.

00:27:00 It's against regulations to be familiar. Didn't you learn anything?

00:29:45 The dog, sir. She's a bitch, sir.

00:32:25 I don't want trouble, you can't afford trouble, right?

00:37:20 ..you won't want to rob that post office. But you'll need skilled help

00:41:40 Very heavy load, yes.

00:46:17 Hello, I'm a police... officer.

00:49:55 BELLS RING

00:52:45 Right, sir. All right, dismissed.

00:56:24 From prison? How exciting, I've never met a criminal before.

01:00:26 Those are my orders, Wilkins. You always want to argue.

01:04:27 Absolutely splendid, but how?

01:07:56 We're the police.

01:10:22 Look!

01:13:47 If we made a lot of arrests old Mills might change his mind.

01:17:15 Somebody backed in to turn around.

05:00:00 I win the case, that's 500%.