Carry On Constable
1960 · 86 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 2,951 VOTES · DIR. Gerald Thomas
Overview
With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away, even before they arrive at the station. They all have to prove themselves or else they'll be out of a job and Sgt. Wilkins will be transferred.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,180 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:40 Flu epidemic at peak. Paper!
00:04:14 Threatened to transfer you?
00:07:33 Who?
00:10:11 Benson, step outside.
00:12:47 That's all that's available.
00:16:10 Confound the creature. I've done myself an injury.
00:19:22 No, keep away! I swear I'll never touch another drop. I swear.
00:22:30 You know the local police quite well?
00:25:53 We'll all catch... f-f-f-f-flu.
00:29:19 Yes, sir, very quick. I was on a scooter.
00:31:30 No fish.
00:35:18 Yes.
00:40:46 I heard a... I thought I heard...
00:43:30 Sergeant.
00:48:51 I'm sorry, Miss Fluff.
00:51:51 BOTH: Of course, sir.
00:55:26 Look, you're a distracting personality, Potter.
00:58:53 Thanks, Wilkie. Thank goodness Mills has gone off this afternoon.
01:02:16 Virgo!
01:06:20 Why? You don't look pretty enough.
01:09:06 Good morning.
01:12:27 And that, sir, is all.
01:15:27 I'll get Charlie and Gorse.
01:21:06 You... you mean that you're...?
Cast & Characters
Sidney James
Sgt. Frank Wilkins
Kenneth Williams
PC Stanley Benson
Eric Barker
Inspector Mills
Kenneth Connor
PC Charlie Constable
Charles Hawtrey
PC Timothy Gorse
Leslie Phillips
PC Tom Potter
Joan Sims
WPC Gloria Passworthy
Hattie Jacques
Sgt. Laura Moon
Shirley Eaton
Sally Barry
Cyril Chamberlain
Thurston
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,180
Dialogue density13.7 lines / min
First line00:01:40
Final line01:21:06
Production Record
DirectorGerald Thomas
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,951