Carry On at Your Convenience

00:00:17 # Three old ladies locked in the lavatory!

00:05:05 - Ha-ha! - Do you mind? Do you mind?

00:08:32 Bidets are not for washing your feet in.

00:11:33 So doing away with them hardly breaks any union rules.

00:15:05 Thanks a lot. I thought we were going to have to work this afternoon.

00:18:13 We've had him nearly a year now. He really ought to say something.

00:21:17 I can tell. You can't be a commercial traveller without knowing when a bloke's on the make.

00:24:23 The men had a grievance, and as their appointed representative

00:27:07 It's all right for you. You go to work and enjoy yourself.

00:30:30 You reckon you could do better, then?

00:33:06 Oh, dear. You've beaten me again.

00:36:27 - All right. All right. Did you? - What?

00:40:14 Why not? It's better than watching them eating.

00:44:02 One for each of his wives. There mustn't be any favouritism, sir.

00:47:25 In the last three weeks, 11 winning bets you've had.

00:51:46 Dear sirs, with reference to our meeting last January

00:54:56 You've got nothing to worry about.

00:59:09 Ah. Hey, you.

01:03:07 Now, one moment!

01:06:25 Withering. That's it.

01:12:41 - You would? - But you know how the neighbours talk.

01:16:18 Force!

01:19:41 Bash 'em!

01:23:37 Hello, Beattie.