Cannibal! The Musical

1996 · 97 MIN · IMDB 6.9 · 13,429 VOTES · DIR. Trey Parker

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Overview

Heading through Colorado Territory in search of gold and women, Alferd Packer and his group of bemused companions find themselves lost, starving and musically inspired by the obstacles they confront along the way, including a die-hard Confederate cyclops, a trio of surly trappers, a tribe of Japanese-speaking "Indians," and ultimately, each other.

Dialogue Timeline — 207 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:08:51 The sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
00:09:28 My heart's as full as a baked potato.
00:14:13 The air's as pure as a baked potato.
00:22:34 Something I can test, a gal would suit me best.
00:23:04 That's all he's askin' for!
00:23:26 We're tired of being sick. We're sick of being poor.
00:23:54 Well there, that's great. What is it you do?
00:24:30 That's all we're askin' for!
00:32:43 I was always as gentle as I could be.
00:33:37 I'd always be there.
00:43:53 I can catch a helpless animal
00:44:23 My mind's magnificent and my body no different. I'm full of trapper pride!
00:44:51 Snapping on an animal's head. Ka-chink!
00:45:22 Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
00:45:42 I think they're the same thing. I mean, E flat is the relative minor of F sharp.
00:49:44 Seems no matter where I am, it finds me.
00:51:05 What is this magic I feel?
01:00:58 We can name him Tom or we can name him George!
01:01:44 He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
01:27:45 Won't you come to the hanging with me?
01:28:17 And when his tongue rolls out we'll know
01:29:03 It's as nice as a day can be.
01:29:40 It's the end of him, it's the end of him, It's the end of him!

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed207
Dialogue density2.1 lines / min
First line00:08:51
Final line01:29:40

Production Record

DirectorTrey Parker
LanguageEnglish
Budget$125,000
IMDb votes13,429