Campus Confidential

00:02:45 Che! Here, Kitty. Did you see Che?

00:06:09 Mmm. Talk about oral abilities.

00:09:21 Good idea.

00:12:13 "Be the Ham You Always Wanted to Be," by Violet Jacobs. What do you think about that?

00:14:43 Brand new issue. Hillsider.

00:17:48 No more Hillsider? I can't believe it. What am I going to do?

00:20:22 Oh, yeah. My mom loves those things.

00:23:14 Tell me about it. Brett and his well-dressed buds are Westland Hills' answers to the Fab Five. Nothing escapes their queer eye.

00:26:01 I must get my camera and record the moment.

00:28:50 Monday morning, that boy is getting inned!

00:33:27 Seriously, that Orwell crack to Melinda in Mr. Hackett's class the other day... classic.

00:36:12 Actually, I am going out tonight.

00:39:16 The good news is, they're easily distracted. (laughs)

00:41:56 Oh, my God!

00:44:47 I think it's starting to work, Corn. I think we're actually starting to make this school a better place.

00:48:49 Well, well. This is front-page news. Former Dorkettes Have Moment of Glory in Caf.

00:52:12 Go ahead. Does anyone else have anything to add to that? Janet?

00:54:54 Answer: nowhere.

00:58:11 Uh, what do you mean "give back?"

01:02:35 But why? This party's for the entire school.

01:06:08 I thought we only fessed up because Esmeralda told Brett?

01:09:35 Maybe that should be the end of The Tattler.

01:12:45 We here at Fat Samosa just opened up a new franchise in Westland Hills, and we're going around to a few select customers, giving free samples of our delicious menu.

01:18:06 Fine. What do you want to make this go away?