Campus Confidential

00:02:45 Che! Here, Kitty. Did you see Che?

00:06:12 Oh, God.

00:09:31 Strangely enough, I think it's an improvement.

00:12:32 Violet? May I call you Vi?

00:15:06 Oh, my God! It absorbed the whole thing?

00:18:10 Hi.

00:21:15 And how do you bring celebs down?

00:24:19 All students, please proceed in an orderly fashion to the designated assembly points in the school parking lot. Remain calm, students.

00:26:52 Oh, hey, whatever you guys were planning to do to Brett, make it good.

00:31:05 All right, I'll tell you why. Because I suck at sports, I couldn't give a crap about grades, and my mom's a freakin' dental hygienist who raised me in a tract house with shag carpeting.

00:34:25 Whoo! Hey, everybody! (clapping) Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!

00:37:11 Hey! Wait up. I can barely walk in these things.

00:40:17 So, what are you doing at a party like this?

00:43:15 “…burns with the secret desire to be the queen of the trailer park.”

00:46:44 Okay. Well, um, see you in class.

00:50:33 Oh, darn. I love that putter.

00:53:36 Yeah, maybe this will finally be like a normal high school.

00:56:51 You know, when I first saw you in class, I thought you were above this place.

01:00:06 This is hardly page one worthy. Half the girls in the school are trying to tinkle away the pounds.

01:05:19 Listen up, Vi. We're part of something big now.

01:08:39 I needed to know where your loyalties lie. A good reporter's always willing to expose anyone for a scoop.

01:11:57 You should see my aunt. She's got underarm flaps as big as elephant ears.

01:17:17 You wouldn't, Vi. This is below the belt.

01:21:52 Found it.