Campion — S01E05 — The Case of the Late Pig (1)

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00:02:47 I said then I'd dearly like to attend his funeral.

00:04:27 Isn't that where your pal, the Chief Constable lives?

00:06:20 "Who shall change our vile body,

00:08:18 He should never have had it, his heart couldn't stand the strain.

00:11:07 Campion, my dear boy, how good of you to come down.

00:12:54 Last thing I wanted was to hurt her, I'm very fond of her, you know that.

00:15:12 They're all as firm as the Rock of Gibraltar.

00:16:51 Cinema. Ha!

00:18:51 Isn't it simply frightful?

00:20:33 I didn't even see the small print, duckie. It's no use.

00:22:26 Hello.

00:26:29 I was only concerned for her and Janet.

00:28:22 "Oh, sayeth the owl. Oh-ho, sungeth the frog. Oh-ho, moaneth the worm.

00:30:05 - Our new vicar. - Ah, the keeper of Kepesake's lost souls.

00:32:12 Let's hope he doesn't come to the same end as the last chap

00:34:29 Yes, we needn't keep you, Campion. You get back to the party.

00:36:52 And I just can't help wondering...

00:39:11 - That hairstyle suits you. - Thank you.

00:41:22 - Well, I... - Ah! There you are, sir.

00:43:38 Oh, look, I'm a straightforward girl, Mr Campion,

00:46:23 What exactly did...

00:49:20 - You're frightfully late. - Whippet!

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