Camp Nowhere

1994 · 96 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 11,038 VOTES · DIR. Jonathan Prince

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Overview

Morris "Mud" Himmel has a problem. His parents desperately want to send him away to summer camp. He hates going to summer camp, and would do anything to get out of it. Talking to his friends, he realizes that they are all facing the same sentence: a boring summer camp. Together with his friends, he hatches a plan to trick all the parents into sending them to a camp of their own design.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,315 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:22 Hey, hey, hey
00:04:42 "Well, I'm up for Spaghetti-O's Extra Meaty." Très dull.
00:08:04 He tried to do Silence of the Lambs as a musical.
00:12:13 You know, you really oughta get the Club. Any idiot can hot-wire a Gremlin.
00:15:53 Hers is raw liver paste.
00:19:27 What? What?
00:23:25 All right!
00:27:16 - I'll get your hat back later. - Thanks.
00:31:31 Oh, Jesus. If this is serious, Mud, I'm taking you home.
00:35:12 I'd still like to ask your son a few questions, if you don't mind.
00:39:01 - And that all my past life had been but a preparation... - What is that?
00:43:07 Okay, troops, line up.
00:46:58 - Let's go, son. - No! Dad!
00:50:42 Pizza in fat camp. What a dope!
00:55:02 chicken, lima beans!
00:58:47 - Need help? - No, no, no, no. It's okay.
01:03:30 They're not criminals.
01:08:02 He says, gimme, gimme, gimme 'cause I ain't got the time
01:11:53 This is Tennessee for Tots Workshop.
01:15:40 Oh, a decoy. Here.
01:19:11 a few meetings, dry cleaners.
01:24:56 Something tells me that wasn't your idea.
01:29:08 Thanks.
100:00:00 - Excuse me, folks.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,315
Dialogue density13.7 lines / min
First line00:00:22
Final line100:00:00

Production Record

DirectorJonathan Prince
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes11,038