Camp Nowhere

00:00:22 Hey, hey, hey

00:04:33 Yup. My parents won't be happy till I'm the poster child for the "Adopt a Dork Foundation."

00:07:50 - But we're adults, one for each camp. - And one really twisted one.

00:11:47 - Your kid, huh? - Yup. Heir to the throne.

00:15:21 At Shakespeare Hollow, we do not have Parents' Day.

00:18:55 All right. But you can't tell anyone.

00:22:32 It's getting late, Walter!

00:26:20 Well, gee, don't ya wanna do some swimmin'? The lake's really warm this time of year.

00:30:07 We won't be playing with caps or sparklers."

00:34:00 when we said we wanted to change society...

00:37:21 Thank you.

00:41:23 until the heavens finally answered their call.

00:44:56 - That won't be necessary. - Come on. It's part of the Hippocratic oath.

00:48:41 Haven't I seen you out at the Feln place?

00:52:40 When we get cool, neither of us will go out with those kind ofjerks, okay?

00:56:11 - 70! - I'd hate to see you choke.

01:00:33 - Cool! That's great! - Yeah.

01:04:46 Right! He owns a dry cleaners.

01:09:17 Bravo, bravo!

01:13:00 You're only a day

01:16:44 Go, go, come on! Change to the last sign.

01:21:35 Uh, I seriously, truthfully do not know.

01:25:37 this whole thing wasn't his idea; it was my idea.

01:29:44 Don't you think that Zack should wait here for his own parents?