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00:00:02 Your health is no formality, Mr. Banks.

00:02:18 Hold on a minute. I'll have you know my father is not fat.

00:03:02 That's true. After all, Daddy has gotten us used to living this fancy lifestyle.

00:03:43 What is wrong with you people?

00:04:28 Well, I'm off to my skydiving class.

00:05:17 Oh, this is science fiction.

00:06:10 Yo, Uncle Phil, snap out of it, man.

00:06:59 Will, could I speak to you in the family room, please?

00:07:46 Why, I might even finance your little trip to Mexico.

00:08:47 Hilary, I've had enough of your death-defying stunts.

00:09:35 Better call the Chinese restaurants too.

00:10:52 It says it relieves gas and I got to be honest...

00:12:05 No, no, no. I'm with you, man.

00:12:58 Hey, if he still wants to stop for a burger...

00:13:56 ...this never would've happened.

00:14:47 It is my fault.

00:15:58 Will, see if he's gonna finish his IV.

00:16:44 Excuse me. Are you the Banks family?

00:17:32 Cleaning the oven. What's your problem?

00:18:22 Neither do I.

00:19:12 Well, thank you, Russell, but I can't.

00:20:14 - Are you okay? - Me?

00:21:22 Go ahead. Well, you get them in while you can.

00:22:20 Do you realize you're eating about a million grams of fat?