Calvary

00:01:28 I first tasted semen when I was seven years old.

00:06:59 - It's depressing. - You have to detach yourself from it.

00:11:34 I thought you'd already had your midlife crisis?

00:15:39 Could I have a word? In private.

00:18:40 So she got what was coming for her, did she?

00:22:13 The Apaches. The Arapaho.

00:25:35 and wind up with a shock in the kisser. Get me?

00:29:21 Lovely day!

00:32:29 Maybe there's a simpler solution.

00:36:07 Still, I feel a... modicum of guilt about the whole thing.

00:39:36 Have you performed the last rites many times?

00:43:42 Ages. Eons.

00:47:05 - Hand it over, then. - I don't have it on me.

00:50:34 and I'll see those girls and I'll tell them how sorry I am.

00:54:30 I gave up cocaine a long time ago.

00:59:02 Sure. Everybody knows that one.

01:02:15 And that's only the Yanks, we all know they weren't worst.

01:05:24 Wonder if I'll be as brave when the time comes.

01:10:05 The beach.

01:13:37 Hey! Father...

01:18:48 Tibetans spit on blind people in the street! Their killing albinos in Africa!

01:25:57 Yes, I did. I don't know how good it is.

01:30:46 Your friend is just an enemy you haven't made yet.

100:00:00 Father. What do you say to that?