Call Me Fitz — S02E01 — Ass Hickey
2011 · 30 MIN · IMDB 7.4
Overview
Broke, insomniac and paranoid, Fitz doesn't think things could get any worse, until a fortuneteller tells him he's fated to die by the next Beaver Moon. What the fuck is a Beaver Moon?
Dialogue Timeline — 550 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:20 The difference between dreams and nightmares...
00:01:23 I just gotta stay focused.
00:03:09 Hold that thought.
00:03:58 Welcome to our carnival...
00:05:03 Cousin.
00:06:04 Maybe we could work something out in trade.
00:07:25 Baby, get back here.
00:08:22 and we fucked with the wrong witch doctor, man.
00:09:33 Vodka soda. Martini for Mr. Grumpy.
00:10:38 Did you know they're using maggots in hospitals again
00:11:48 Object to this!
00:13:12 Richard, I am not leaving until we solve this, okay?
00:14:06 Oh, come in.
00:15:09 - Broken glass! - You okay?
00:16:13 Wait! As your conscience, so am I!
00:17:31 Puddle.
00:18:23 No! I-- I will put that money down on your horse,
00:19:39 And, uh, you've come to give me your change of address?
00:20:34 respect, and fresh towels!
00:21:59 See if you are stronger than a bunny!
00:22:59 What's the matter? Are you afraid to take on the bunny,
00:24:33 Simple Season, as they head towards the wire--
00:25:51 And my fucking money, Larry.
00:27:41 ♪ And they call it love
Cast & Characters
Jason Priestley
Richard Fitzpatrick
Peter MacNeill
Ken Fitzpatrick
Donavon Stinson
Josh McTaggart
Ernie Grunwald
Larry
Tracy Dawson
Meghan Fitzpatrick
Husein Madhavji
Ruptal 1
Kathleen Munroe
Ali Devon
Brooke Nevin
Sonja Lester
Joanna Cassidy
Elaine Fitzpatrick
Phyllis Ellis
Babs Dalton
Gillian Ferrier
Kara
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed550
Dialogue density18.3 lines / min
First line00:00:20
Final line00:27:41
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Call Me Fitz, season 2, episode 1: Ass Hickey.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/33059/season/2/episode/1
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