Call Me Fitz — S01E07 — The Diving Bell and the Barbara
2010 · 30 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · DIR. Scott Smith
Overview
Hoping to take advantage of spousal privilege, Fitz proposes to a comatose Babs, believing it will prevent her morse-code testimony. In an attempt to placate Larry, Fitz makes him his Best Man. He throws a lame, kid-themed bachelor party - the kind of party Fitz never had as a child. Ali attends in hopes of getting Fitz too drunk to go through with the wedding before Babs is moved to a private facility. But a chance jail-cell meeting with an S&M submissive/ordained minister leaves Fitz free and clear to marry Babs. Everything's coming up Fitz. Until Babs wakes up…
Dialogue Timeline — 444 lines
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00:00:25 There are many obstacles a man faces
00:01:35 standing in front of a largely comatose woman,
00:03:14 Apologize? You?
00:04:07 I spent a night in a Texas prison in '06.
00:04:49 I'm marrying Babs Devin and...
00:05:53 Oh, Josh, there's a customer waiting
00:06:44 I can't even get a date.
00:07:35 "You can't marry the comatose woman whose life
00:08:56 Babs and I have known each other for a good time
00:10:22 You smell like a girl who's had a few already.
00:11:35 we prison tattooed a penis onto the groom's forehead.
00:12:47 Birthday party? This could be my last night as a free man
00:13:41 Hurrah!
00:14:42 What are you going to do?
00:15:42 It's amazing how much an apology to my mom will get you.
00:17:22 You're awesome.
00:19:14 Oh, how about one more drink first?
00:20:22 Selling cars is a means to an end.
00:21:28 Woo! Ladies...
00:22:19 while I move her to a private facility
00:23:31 and you're sitting over there,
00:24:37 I'm a minister.
00:25:48 Fuck! I don't have a ring.
00:27:00 Oh my God, they're married.
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Call Me Fitz, season 1, episode 7: The Diving Bell and the Barbara.
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