Call Me Fitz — S01E05 — The Back End
2010 · 30 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · DIR. James Genn
Overview
When Larry and Meghan buy Ken a birthday present, Fitz scrambles to come up with his own gift to blow Meghan's out of the water. But the only thing they have in common is cars and porn. So Fitz shoots a car-themed porn with Ken's favorite classic porn star Candy Box. But she's a little older than Fitz remembered. When her kids show up, and her back goes out, Fitz has to man-up and save the day. By co starring with Sonja...
Dialogue Timeline — 645 lines
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00:00:40 Fitzpatricks are not a sentimental people.
00:01:49 No.
00:02:49 Speech, speech!
00:04:08 ♪ I'm half a man
00:05:31 That's not a bad idea.
00:06:30 I've got a great idea for the opening.
00:07:39 for that lowlife murdering snake!
00:08:36 Mmm!
00:09:40 Yeah, here you go, as discussed.
00:10:28 Nice to meet you, Miss Box!
00:11:51 She'll do a little Marilyn Monroe.
00:13:04 Do me now!
00:14:18 and she didn't have time to finish,
00:15:23 I've got a bit of a time crunch.
00:16:13 then I'll be ready for 5 hours on my back.
00:17:11 That's the whole point.
00:18:28 Closest thing I ever had to love.
00:19:25 Oh, fuck, hurry up, okay!
00:20:28 to write Ken a nice birthday poem?
00:21:30 I haven't cranked the bats to her in years.
00:22:41 This was just another day at the office for her--
00:23:43 He doesn't have to be the only one
00:24:50 Richard, you are an empath!
00:26:31 We're going down together!
Cast & Characters
Jason Priestley
Richard Fitzpatrick
Peter MacNeill
Ken Fitzpatrick
Donavon Stinson
Josh McTaggart
Ernie Grunwald
Larry
Tracy Dawson
Meghan Fitzpatrick
Husein Madhavji
Ruptal 1
Kathleen Munroe
Ali Devon
Brooke Nevin
Sonja Lester
Joanna Cassidy
Elaine Fitzpatrick
Phyllis Ellis
Babs Dalton
Gillian Ferrier
Kara
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed645
Dialogue density21.5 lines / min
First line00:00:40
Final line00:26:31
Production Record
DirectorJames Genn
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Call Me Fitz, season 1, episode 5: The Back End.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/33059/season/1/episode/5
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