Call Me Claus

2001 · 90 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 2,902 VOTES · DIR. Peter Werner

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Overview

When Lucy Cullins, a successful but cranky producer at a home shopping network hires an actor named Nick to play Santa Claus on the network, she gets more than she bargained for.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,269 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:01:48 Perfect. Mama, come see!
00:05:21 Wait here.
00:09:36 - it's you, Lucy. - And how.
00:12:43 or we're going to be cutting up your workshop to make little lifeboats.
00:15:52 Whenever you're ready.
00:19:29 - My queen awaits. - Okay.
00:22:55 it is my great pleasure to introduce to you...
00:27:11 Why is it, after all this time, I'm still begging for a vanilla latte?
00:30:48 Lucky number 13.
00:34:11 Or better still, come up to my place and check out the North Pole.
00:37:14 - Yeah! All right! Yes! - Hallelujah!
00:40:26 That is so cool!
00:44:32 You know, it's gonna be kinda hard to say good-bye to all this.
00:47:36 - Right. - And you've come to me...
00:50:46 I bungled the whole thing from beginning to end.
00:53:43 Great. Plastic Jesus. That's not too sacrilegious.
00:56:44 I'm not speaking to you. No habla Ingles.
01:02:34 And as I'm sure you all know, that means...
01:07:34 I've got it all mapped out, Lucy. First...
01:11:20 - Okay? No. - Sorry, boss.
01:14:45 Do you guys want to speed up? I have the meter running, Lucy.
01:18:30 Well, I just... I didn't...
01:21:25 there's the Hollywood sign!
01:25:14 - Yeah. - And why is it snowin' in L.A.?

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,269
Dialogue density14.1 lines / min
First line00:01:48
Final line01:25:14

Production Record

DirectorPeter Werner
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,902