Call Me Claus

00:01:48 Perfect. Mama, come see!

00:05:29 On behalf of a grateful nation, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.

00:09:47 If you can help me do that, the minute we wrap Christmas Eve...

00:13:14 Fill this out and go with the other Santas...

00:16:23 Nick, it's not a lighter. It's a sock warmer.

00:20:10 Lesha, give me a hug. I didn't even recognize you, girl!

00:24:08 You're gonna give her a present?

00:28:11 you've ever seen.

00:31:54 - Get him off the air. - Isn't there another product...

00:35:21 Merry Christmas!

00:38:23 No, no, no. What she meant was "fired up." Fired up, Nick.

00:42:16 It's not a glacier, Lucy. It's the polar ice cap.

00:46:10 Let's say I believe that you are Santa Claus.

00:49:14 everything will become clear if you just put this on.

00:52:12 I know it's a scary time of the year for you...

00:55:18 All these things are a part of me.

01:01:24 If I may.

01:06:43 You leave tomorrow.

01:09:57 What's this?

01:13:49 Do you remember all those years ago...

01:17:33 I can't believe I'm flyin'! It's just too much!

01:20:51 - Any suggestions? - Front door?

01:24:32 Hey, check it out! It's Santa's sleigh, and Rudolph!

450:00:00 to crap out on me now! Come on!