Calendar Girls

00:00:14 (clattering)

00:04:04 (TV) No worries.

00:08:27 - The point is... - You can't enter a cake you've bought.

00:13:01 Now, the next item on the agenda is the calendar.

00:16:24 I did it about... me job.

00:21:01 (girls laugh)

00:24:15 - You bloody would if it were your mum. - Look, what's she done?

00:28:12 You'll be all right.

00:31:49 you know, singin' a Christmas carol.

00:35:23 Is that not because all this has the air of another one of Chris's great ideas?

00:40:53 Right.

00:46:13 - Lawrence? Lawrence, who's next? - Ruth.

00:50:39 knowing slightly more about broccoli one week than we did the last

00:53:52 Oh, uh, Chris Harper and Annie Clarke from Knapely to see Brenda Mooney.

00:57:38 wearing nothing but a knitted tea cosy on me head and singing "Jerusalem".

01:03:24 House he grew up in was in Embsay Lane.

01:06:59 Chris Harper's behind it. Rather than fall back on the usual twee landscape scenes

01:11:21 What, the real one?

01:14:50 The only thing that'd be dangerous in is a quiche.

01:18:42 - Cheerio. I'm going right under you, Celia. - Fantastic.

01:24:48 Did you stay to find out?

01:28:25 Hello?

01:32:06 Eh? Eh?

01:38:38 - Anyone fancy some chips? - (all) Oh, yes!